Cuff ‘Em: Fox Catches Grab-n-Go Espresso Barista Showing Vagina, Butt For $16

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For $16 you get a show and a hot drink to go.

Why are American police forces wasting manpower going to a Seattle-area Grab-n-Go Espresso to bust baristas on prostitution charges?

Because some jackasses were actually complaining about ladies at a bikini coffee drive-thru exposing a boob here or there and men playing “basketball” with the ladies.

Some idiots out there just lost their man cards.

During a two-month investigation, detectives also saw the women lick whipped cream off each other and pose naked for pictures at the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand in Everett, about 30 miles north of Seattle.

Yes, more please.

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The Associated Press, with the help of the Everett Herald also reports on more of the hanky-panky. (We’ve secretly been wanting to use that phrase for weeks, just couldn’t fit it in.)

During one visit, a barista allegedly told a detective that for $20, she and another barista would give him a show. He paid and they bared their breasts and pulled down their undergarments.

The women also charged customers to play “basketball,” a game in which customers threw wadded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underwear, detectives said.

KCPQ, a Seattle Fox affiliate gets in on the action, acting as if they are outraged at this behavior. Of course it helps when you do an undercover investigation and get a show for $16. Bonus points for catching it on camera!

Police started their investigation after tips came in from customers. Sgt. Goetz says, “For extra money these women would expose their entire body. If they were wearing a bikini they would either take it off or at least lower it. There were some allegations… Complaints from our citizens that they were performing whip cream shows between two women.”

Don’t mind us, we’ll just be hitting the kitchen to get a latte and then take a cold shower.

[Prostitution accusations untrue, bikini coffee stand’s owner says]

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