Anita Marks To Be Suzy Kolber Of UFL Sidelines, Has A Playboy Pictorial Worthy Rack
Hey, football fan, did you realize that the United Football League (first game is Oct. 8) was putting on the final touches to what is about to become a reality:
Guys not good enough for the NFL will actually get to appear on VERSUS in front of a national cable audience.
And there will be real announcers like Doug Flutie, Dave Sims and Kordell Stewart. Oh, and the UFL, knowing they need to have a female sideline presence, went out and hired former female QB Anita Marks who also happened to pose naked in Playboy back in 2002.
Nudies are here for those who have cool bosses that allow Playboy photos on work computers.
Marks, a Baltimore-based ESPN local affiliate talking head was recommended to the UFL by a very prominent female sideline reporter in her own right, according to a report yesterday from the Orlando Sentinel.
Vuono said the league was looking for a female reporter to pair up with Stewart, but at the same time wanted one with credibility, so he called a long-time friend and respected professional Lesley Visser of CBS Sports.
“I told her we need somebody who really knows football because they’re going to have access and have to talk about and know what’s going on on the sidelines,” Vuono said. “And she said, ‘I’ve got the perfect person for you.’ “
“These guys here will tell you quickly, she’s (Marks) challenging them already.”
Seems logical to us. ESPN has Erin Pageviews, VERSUS counters with its very own Playboy model.
We’ll just go out on a limb right now and say that Playboy has a “Ladies Of The Sidelines”pictorial by 2015. We’re not saying Marks is the next coming of Lisa Guerrero but she’ll do. It’s like mixing Suzy Kolber and Charissa Thompson to create Marks. There is a little beauty, brains and football knowledge.
And Visser recommended her. Very impressive, indeed.
///over/under week number Marks threatens to kick Kordell’s ass, causing him to cry – Week 5
[Dave Sims, Anita Marks, Kordell Stewart, Doug Flutie make up UFL TV crew for VERSUS Network]
[Anita Marks - Twitter]
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Lisa Guerrero would have been the better choice since this league is for has beens …..Denny Green, Haslett, Fassel.
4 teams? They can't be serious right?
I know Anita from Miami and she is awesome as a person and with her football knowledge. Will be interesting to watch her develop with this league.
GOOD! Hopefully Anita will leave town and leave us ("us" as in real Baltimore sports fans, not some south beach transplant who is a total b1otch because she can't find work in Miami and has to find work in Baltimore).
Manita Marks looks like a man. She (I mean he) is abslutely awful.
Anita, LEFT Baltimore with her tail between her legs, thats not all thats between her legs I bet.Good luck to her and good ridence.
I like a good cute reporter who knows her stuff…hannah Storm, Bonnie Bernstein…
Having heard Marks she isn't even close to that.
She talks sports like it's all a fantasy league, which she apparently was in many and I don't believe she won any.
If it was up to her the Ravens would have rostered the prowbowl team…complete out of touch and no clue of other sports…
I know someone who saw her in person and said she is hideous…not a shocker that's caked on plastic trash…no future!
Of course a sports team. league or entity NEEDS bibosim to be complete. My lord, how is it that we've gotten this far without being politcally correct in everything? But to be TOTALLY complete, we certainly must have at least one gay, one lesbian, three blacks, one asian, one mentally challenged, one physically disabled, one Muslim and, of course, one democrat on the sidelines to please the fans.
Thank goodness she’s moved on – her voice was like nails on a chalkboard. Irritating is being kind. And if anyone thinks she’s “hot” – take a really good look. Anita should be thankful for good lighting and airbrushing. In person she’s very masculine looking and looks like she’s had a hard life. As for her commenting – just because she was (as she likes to say) a “pro” quarterback – she thinks she’s John Madden. Her ignorance of the game and players is second only to her arrogance. I’m not the only one happy that she’s
no longer in Baltimore. Now I can once again listen to 105.7 – The Fan – radio station and not have to turn it of during her show.