From The Couch: How To Shave The Miami ‘U’ Into Your Disgusting Chest Hair
This morning Orson Swindle at EDSBS introduces you to Stefano, a fictional (but pretty much spot on) tale of the life of the guy who showed up to last night’s game with a ‘U’ shaved into his chest hair.
Look, Miami has now beaten Florida State and Georgia Tech. Yay! Now we get to hear Clinton Portis, Ray Lewis, etc. tell us how the rest of college football should all get on its knees and bob.
We’ll withhold judgment to see where Jacory is after 7-8 weeks. In other words, talk to us in November.
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