2009 Make ‘Em Piss Blood Challenge: Linebacker Bryce Swackhammer Has Cool Name, Can Tackle

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Are you a father who thinks Kip has the tools to become a D-I defensive prospect. Does he destroy running backs with regularity? Is your son 10 and capable of benching 225 at least 14 times?

Busted Coverage wants videos of your son destroying opponents on a football field. Bigger the hit, better the chances your son will be seen by Deadspin-types which means possible ESPN exposure.

Posted: September 17, 2009

Premise of Video: (from vlogger) Bryce Swackhammer MLB # 12 best hit game # 1 2009 Clayton Blue Mighty Mights, age 10

Climax of Video: 15-second mark when little Brandon Russo meets the Swackhammer! Did we mention how cool that last name is for a linebacker?

Conclusion: Yeah, Russo didn’t exactly get up from that one. Is it too early to start recruiting 10-year-olds?

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