Daily Dump: LSU's Very Own Paul Blart, Chris Fowler – MarijuanaVich, Middle Fingers For Thomas Jones, OSU Nacho Lip, Best Movie Prostitute And Celebrities With Nasty Gas
Cowboys win, we give you Sara Marie.
A small dump to get the week started after a very long football weekend that pretty much exhausted us.
Congrats to USC for tearing out the hearts of Buckeye fan. In fact, tough times in Ohio (10% unemployment rate) got even worse yesterday with two more losses. Hey, at least Cincinnati (Bearcats) put up 70.
In other observations:
The Lions offense isn’t going to be horrible. If you drafted Calvin Johnson, things will be fine.
If you watched the VMAs last night instead of watching the Bears-Packers, feel free to exit BC right now.
…we get today started with Katy Perry at the VMA’s [UseMyComputer]
You guys have to see this video of LSU’s very own Paul Blart. Amazing! [Friends of the Program]
We hope everyone caught Chris Fowler saying Todd Marijuana-Vich to open GameDay [Awful Announcing]
OSU fan was left with nacho sauce on his lip and tears in his beer [With Leather]
Texans fan has two middle fingers for Jets Thomas Jones [NFL Juice]
As a Bengals fan, this touchdown catch made us want to puke [Shutdown Corner]
Georgia State Troopers rub loss in behind Steve Spurrier’s back [Dr. Saturday]
25 Hot NFL Cheerleaders. A Gallery. [Holy Taco]
Kathy Eusse is 24 and models bikinis [Uncoached]
If you need some forearm bra to get week rolling [CelebSlam]
Just Who Is The Best Movie Prostitute? [Gunaxin]
10 Celebrities Who Probably Can Rip Nasty Farts [Manofest]
Speaking of gas…..25 Gas Station Fails! [Banned In Hollywood]
…we finish off this mess with some Ria Antoniou hand bra action [on205th]