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Shawn, a friend of Clemson & BC favorite Paige, will be cheering for the Tigers tonight.

You have no idea how many “Check Out My Gambling Picks” emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks he’s the next Jimmy “The Greek” and blasts us with ‘can’t misses.’

While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor’s new series – Pick Six.

From The Desk Of Art McGregor:

If you thought I’d just recap the previous week’s picks and then gloat, well, not this week. A rough 2-4 start to the 2009 campaign.

I can and will gloat about Shawn, however. Sadly, this girl actually is married but … we’re willing to look past that with a body like that. What is a 23-year-old with a body like that getting married for? Ponder that while you take a look at this week’s winners. Or her. She’s the real winner in all this thing.

OVERALL: 2-4 LAST WEEK: 2-4

Notre Dame -3 over MICHIGAN (3:30 p.m., ABC)
Notre Dame and Michigan? Blah. Why don’t Cancer and AIDS just suit up and play against each other? By the way, is that the first mention of AIDS since 1990s television shows?

WYOMING +33.5 over Texas (3:30 p.m., Versus)
Biggest home game in Wyoming school history has to be worth at least 17 points of offense. Do the Horns hook 50 a week after seeing Sam Bradford go down with an injury? Everyone (especially in the Big 12) is a little more cautious this week.

BOISE STATE -37 over Miami (Ohio) (8 p.m.)
No brainer. Boise State’s offense gets back on track while Miami’s minds stay focused on what’s waiting for them back in Oxford, Ohio.

Southern Cal -6.5 over OHIO STATE (8 p.m., ABC)
If I can drink as many beers before the kickoff as the Trojans will score against the Buckeyes, I should be able to dull the pain a little. Unfortunately, I’ll only be able to finish about 26 beers. It’ll be a sad night for my alma mater.

BALTIMORE RAVENS -13 over Kansas City (1 p.m., CBS)
Opening week of the NFL season is a tough one. Except this one.

GREEN BAY PACKERS -3.5 over Chicago Bears (8:15 p.m., NBC)
Expect some growing pains from the Bears this season. The Packers dealt with them last year on their way to becoming the best 6-10 team in NFL history.

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Bonus shot of Shawn’s friend, Paige. Don’t miss Paige’s huge gallery.

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