Are you a father who thinks Kip has the tools to become a D-I defensive prospect. Does he destroy running backs with regularity? Is your son 10 and capable of benching 225 at least 14 times?
Busted Coverage wants videos of your son destroying opponents on a football field. Bigger the hit, better the chances your son will be seen by Deadspin-types which means possible ESPN exposure.
Posted: Sept. 8, 2009
Premise of Video: (from vlogger) SPARTAN BLACK AND DC..WE WON AND MY SON CRACKED THIS KID ….LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK ..HOLLAAA!!
We think that you are a moron for wanting people to HOLLAAA. Good hit by your son. We suggest you send him to every camp within 200 miles. Oh, and send the video to Saban.
Climax of Video: 10-second mark. Watch as #15 takes an inside handoff, gets spun around and cracked by the vlogger’s son. HOLLA!
Pissing Blood Meter: 89% chance. That kid got cracked and isn’t getting up. Look at how his teammates walk away like “I don’t want any of that sh!t.”