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Posted: Sept. 6, 2009

Premise of Video: We’re still trying to figure out if you can rage like this without the help of alcohol and Red Bull. See, true Mormons aren’t supposed to drink. Oh, and it seems the Black Peas “I Gotta Feeling” will be your celebration video song of the year.

Climax of Video: There is a part pretty early where some guy is humping a police cruiser. Would he do that sober? Not likely. Bad Mormon.

Conclusion: We think there were many thousands of Mormons who sinned Saturday night. And many more from Burma, South Africa to Rio who ripped off their door-to-door outfits and jumped off their bikes in hysteria.

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