2009 Make ‘Em Piss Blood Challenge: Luke Guerra Just Got A Helmet Sticker

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Are you a father who thinks Kip has the tools to become a D-I defensive prospect. Does he destroy running backs with regularity? Is your son 10 and capable of benching 225 at least 14 times?

Busted Coverage wants videos of your son destroying opponents on a football field. Bigger the hit, better the chances your son will be seen by Deadspin-types which means possible ESPN exposure.

Posted: August 31, 2009

Premise of Video: Luke Guerra is learning the game. His elders have told him about getting a block. The coaches in practice dream of a 5th grader getting a block. When coaches break down tape (even at this level) lose it when a block is missed. Not this time. Luke Guerra just got himself a helmet sticker.

Climax of Video: The hit is swell but the parents losing their lunch in excitement as little Derek gets his shit handed to him is exciting.

Pissing Blood Meter: 89% chance. The kid looks a little wobbly as he seeks out medical attention. Hey, brah, look at the brightside. You have legit reason to miss school.

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