Are you a father who thinks Kip has the tools to become a D-I defensive prospect. Does he destroy running backs with regularity? Is your son 10 and capable of benching 225 at least 14 times?
Busted Coverage wants videos of your son destroying opponents on a football field. Bigger the hit, better the chances your son will be seen by Deadspin-types which means possible ESPN exposure.
Posted: August 30, 2009
Premise of Video: Friday night was Week One for most American high school football teams which means you get to his someone other than the kid who’s mom takes you home from practice. (From the vlogger) “Ty jacks this kid up fliping him and knockin out his mouthpiece”
Climax of Video: It’s :24 long so you should be able to stick with this until the slow-mo recap starts at about the .15 mark. Look closely as the mouthpiece goes flying. Points taken off because the WR gets up and heads back to the huddle.
Pissing Blood Meter: 48% chance. A little too high with the pads to really do any internal damage.