Question: Why Does Danica Patrick Need Two Wrist Watches?

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danica_patrick_pdf-4GQ is hitting all the male must-haves in its September issue.

Erin Andrews dirty photos? Check. Tim Tebow’s bare pecs? Check. Danica Patrick 4-page ad for Tissot watches? Gotcha covered.

Only question from us is why Danica needs two watches? Our grandfather used to tell us that “man only needs two things in life: a nice piece of ass and a great wrist watch.” He never said anything about two of each.

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