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Jerry Jones says there are no plans to move the behemoth scoreboard at new Cowboys Stadium.

It was cleared by NFL Inspector Generals, bitches.

“If your desire is to punt the ball straight up and hard, I can do that,” Jones said.

Actually, yes, we want to see you do that, Jer.

While that is the big news to come out of Friday night’s Cowboys suckoff, the other highlight of the night was for men who had been craving cheerleaders on a 60-yard widescreen.

Simply put….impressive.

[TV Tan Line]



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