We run across many morons on a daily basis who take sports-related crime to the next level.
Meet Mikka Shardai Cline of Waco. Somehow, someway this week, she got involved in a scuffle with a 13-year-old boy over a soccer ball at the Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children.
The kid was in the hospital for something that involved a halo cast being drilled into his skull. Did that faze Ms. Cline from causing shit?
Nope, not a chance according to Dallas police.
The boy’s uncle told police he had bought his nephew a soccer ball, and about 6 p.m. the uncle retrieved it from a bush on the hospital grounds at 2200 Welborn St.
Cline and her sister also were trying to get the ball, police said. The sister told officers she had gotten it from the hospital’s playground area.
The sisters were visiting a family member being treated at the hospital, hospital spokeswoman Shelley Ryan said.
Very sweet. The uncle brings the boy a ball to pass the time. Seems innocent enough.
Then the Cline sisters get into the mix.
Police say that after the boy’s uncle handed him the ball, Cline’s sister tried to get it from his lap, but was blocked by the boy’s uncle.
Police say Cline then tried to grab the ball, swinging her fist twice toward the boy in the wheelchair. It was not clear, according to the police report, whether Cline was swinging at the boy or trying to knock the ball from his lap.
Seriously, what the f@ck is wrong with people? It’s a friggin’ soccer ball.
You want a soccer ball? Send us an email. We’ll buy you two. To play with in jail.