Cuff 'Em: Maurice Clarett Pardon Request Shelved, Back To Blogging

Maurice Clarett will just have to keep on blogging. Ohio State’s former love child has withdrawn his pardon request and will now wait for a judicial release hearing later this year.

From his (or agent…or ghostwriter) latest rambling:

I personally believe that I’ve been aiming too low. A body and mind full of endless possibilities that I cannot and will not waste it back here. I’m Youngstown’s own.

He must be pissed that Vick is walking free. SAY IT! Spice up this stupid blog. Talk about how you miss sexing the ladies.

Something. Enough with the prose shit.

[Clarett rescinds pardon request]

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