That’s what was going down at a massage parlor in Edmond, Oklahoma. The real reason and tidbit that makes this post-worthy? One of those giving out handjobs was 63 and she ran from the fuzz.
According to the incident report, during the back massage the female mounted the undercover officer by sitting on his legs and straddling them. Investigators said she then made an offer for sex.
Now that’s a reason to join the undercover unit.