David Ortiz Injected His Ass With Something Other Than Chili Cheese Dogs

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l_4dcdc225961de656fcaa9562f9c2dae01Yes, that is a spinach shirt. Kudos, douchebag.

As for you fans saying “How could he?” “It’s Big Papi, brah.”

Keep drinking the juice Sox fan. Enjoy having an asterisk next to that World Series championship. Your boys were slamming needles into their ass all the way to a victory parade.

[NY Times]

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