College Football Countdown ’09: Heading To Heartland For Look At Kansas Soph. Ashley

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We continue our 16-part series “College Football Countdown ‘09″ with a better look at Kansas sophomore-to-be Ashley.

The complaints were starting to trickle in about BC Special Assignmet Editor Art McGregor not giving enough attention to the ladies on the Plains. “He should see this hot chick I know in Broken Arrow,” one guy emailed.

Noted. We change it up this week with a visit to Lawrence, Kansas to see what you sophomore dorks can expect at your frat parties.

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Art’s response to the criticism:

I needed at least a week break from the surgically-enhanced girls of the southwest to bring you this cutie from the midwest.

It’s perhaps a more accurate representation of what most cute college girls look like in states not called Arizona, California or Florida. And while she might not have had any work done to her body, she still never would talk to someone like you in a million years.

He’s partially right. We see photos of these hot chicks year after year and they’ll be at some frat party with some tool who drives a Mazda RX-7 and has a father who dabbles in investment banking.

The hot chick picks out the biggest asshole and figures he’ll at least take her on Spring Break and maybe get her a nice Louie purse for Christmas.

Ladies, don’t be that dumb.

The loser in Psych 210 might be your soul mate. Give us a chance. Just one time.

“College Football Countdown ‘09″
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College Football ‘09 Countdown: Oregon Cheerleader Amanda Pflugrad On Bikini Booze Cruise

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College Football ‘09 Countdown: Becca Is An Ohio U. Bobcat Bikini Model Who Can’t Wait For Football

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Clemson’s Alexandria Will Be Junior, Has Portfolio Of Bikini Photos

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