Daily Dump: FIU Cheerleaders Save Team With Bikini Car Wash, Kournikova At HardBat Classic, Erin Andrews’ Road To Glory, Joanna Krupa’s Sister, Jose Guillen’s Ingrown Nail And Brad Garrett’s Ridiculous Girlfriend

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Jessica is a WAG who dabbles in karate.

No sports last night.

Somehow I got into the train wreck that is the Bachelorette. Yeah, really gay TV for a Monday night. But it’s a holiday week that is usually filled with baseball and beer. Had to queer it up a little.

What the hell is with these dudes crying like they are 10? Over that chick?

Guys walking around life with 16-pack abs, Hollywood hair and great jobs act like women won’t date them. Tell that to a bunch of fat guys eating ice cream and watching your stupid show.




Today’s Dump:

Florida International cheerleaders try to save team with bikini car wash [FanHouse]

Anna Kournikova shows up at HardBat table tennis classic [Don Chavez]

Your final photo roundup of Maria Sharapova at Wimbledon ’09 [Totally Crap]

Did you know Superstars badass Joanna Krupa has a hot sister? [InGameNow]

Um, travel down Erin Andrews’ road to glory [The Sports Culture]

Jose Guillen is THE MAN!! Rips out own ingrown toenail [Sp0rts Biotch]

The NBA – where keeping track of players is impossible [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

British dirt motorcycle riders will not take sh!t off each other, duke it out [Sports Rubbish]

The $3,000 dog surfboard [Asylum]

Female blogger raps about going boom-boom with one-night stand [College Candy]

Look, assholes, no Thriller at wedding karaokes for foreseeable future [Holy Taco]

Today’s Tail:

A Huge Guide To SFW Boobs [Coed]

Brittany is pretty close to becoming a pole dancing queen [HGOM]

How the f@ck did Brad Garrett score this chick? [CelebSlam]

Shit! Dyke parades minus the awesome chick on chick stuff [Uncoached]

Lacey Schwimmer lounges by pool, barely realizes paps closing in [UseMyComputer]

Misa Campo will whip your ass into shape [Flisted]

Isabel Lucas shows pink in Miami for Transformers premiere [The Daily Fix]

Blogger meets hot UFC chick on Twitter, gives details [The Bachelor Guy]

There is actually an online Obama’s Girl competition [Wii Hotties]

And some Olivia Wilde thigh to get you through work [Sharapova’s Thigh]