For Sale! NBA All-Star Jizz Now On Black Market, Site Claims

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dwyane-wade-picture-1Yeah, this is probably a little out of our league.

Treading into the urban Internet market isn’t usually our thing. We’ll profile a slightly black chick here and there. BC has a couple black friends. But our street cred usually isn’t enough to bust a move onto Media Takeout’s turf.

So we’ll link. They claim to know a woman who has been collecting NBA All-Star jizz to sell on the black market. That’s right, you could be a baby mama to a famous baller minus the child support payments.

[Media Takeout]

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