Cuff 'Em: Boulder Police Warn World Naked Bike Riders – 'Exposed Junk Hanging Out Will Get You Arrested'

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boulder1-2004It’s World Naked Bike Ride (pics from previous rides – NSFW!) weekend and police in Boulder are prepping as any crazy alt-city would.

They are issuing warnings that any beans and franks haning out will get you arrested and lead to sex predator charges.

Um, so what about the boobies?

“(Police Chief) Beckner said the law doesn’t preclude women from riding topless.”

Genius move for straight America.

[The Daily Camera]

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