Lunchtime Lust: Edith Larente Is UFC Ring Girl
From The Edith Larente File:
Birth Class: ’82
Famous Quote: Doesn’t speak (she’s a ring girl)
Assets: Implant doctor on speed dial
Vices: Barely fitting into UFC Ring Girl bikini top
Hobbies: Skydiving, boating, and most winter sports.
This woman dreams of having a successful career in real estate. Imagine you are house shopping (minus the wife) and go to look at a nice, 4-bed, 4 bath house. Secluded.
You pull in. The agent is waiting for you at the door.
The door opens. There is Edith.
Fill in the blanks at your leisure. Photos that’ll blow your mind, here.