Yankees Melky Cabrera & Robinson Cano Not Exactly Scoring In Hot Chicks Category

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Update: If you really care, we figured out who the chick is with fish lips.

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We’ve noticed something about the Caribbean baseball players – they give the 6s and 7s plenty of attention.

Take Melky Cabrera and Robinson Cano, who happen to play for the most storied franchise in American sports history.

These guys should be able to score supermodels. Not Victoria’s Secret caliber but something off a Milan runway isn’t out of the question.

And then NY Sport Space sends photos that prove these guys hang out with white chicks that frankly look like they’ve been passed around a few Fordham frat parties.

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Cute?

Yes, in a “I met her on spring break and we slept together for a couple nights after the bar,” way.

Melky, c’mon brah. Act like you’ve seen a white chick before.

This reminds us of the chicks that get to party with the likes of Pedro Martinez on Bronso Arroyo’s boat.

Cute, but these chicks look like they are jersey chasers who most normal guys wouldn’t even bother getting a number.

For once in our miserable lives we don’t feel the least bit jealous.

[Exclusive Photos of Cano & Melky Popping Bottles, Making Kissy Faces]

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From The Archives: This is a little better.

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