It's Preakness Weekend – Time To Get Trashed!
Preakness Valet Service ® Photo Credit
It’s finally here. The weekend East Coast drunks have circled on their calendars months in advance. There’s this horse race called the Preakness at a track called Pimlico in a shitty part of suburban Baltimore where tens of thousands of drunks will converge Saturday to get completely bombed.
And bet on horses that hopefully won’t break a leg.
The Derby was good, but Maryland drunkards have been known to throw a decent party. Pimlico is known on the horse circuit as the biggest party of the Triple Crown. In ’99 a fan went onto the race track and proceeded to punch horses.
Since our Derby coverage was such a huge hit we are back at it again. Get a good look at what to expect at this year’s Preakness by going back in time – via photos you won’t remember snapping.
Preakness Beer Run – Photo Credit
A Preakness brawl with guy in background who doesn’t seem to care
Lots of guys will be pulling for Big Brown






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