Headlines: USC Song Girl Dong Bonger Sarah Carmona Is Officially Off The Market, Gets Married
In an effort to be the blog that combines Song Girls, Dong Bongs and Sports into a cohesive unit, we bring you news that world famous Dong Bonger Sarah Carmona has officially shed that last name.
You heard it right, a guy took Ms. Carmona’s left hand in marriage. That would be the same hand that gripped the infamous Dong Bong and made her a household name amongst the blogging community.
Over the weekend, Luke Rasmussen and the former USC Song Girl said “I Do’s” in Newport Beach, CA.
Mrs. Rasmussen-Dong Bong far right.
Don’t believe us? Our slimy Indian freelance researchers even located wedding photos minus the people. Nice cake.
Question: You know what food ruins a woman’s sex drive?
Answer: Wedding cake.
Our researchers (at $2.50 an hour) also found the couple’s wedding registry – at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
So there you have it Dong Bonger fans. Your days of thinking how cool it would be to marry a chick who grips the Dong are over.
Luke has a crazy one on his hands.
Good luck, buddy.
Our subject, right, with a close friend