12 Sports-Related Cinco De Mayo Sports Translations To Use At The Bar Tonight

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Of course we could have put together a 148-hot Mexican women post. Research would have consisted of watching 12 hours of Telemundo.

But then we figured every other blog out there would do the same.

So in order to be different we grabbed a Yahoo translator and came up with “12 Sports-Related Translations To Try Out During Cinco de Mayo Drunkeness.”
• ¿Qué dice usted después de esta media entrada que volver a mi casa y te mostraré mi tamal caliente?
•  No soy por lo general esta grasa. El gimnasio se ha cerrado a la gripe porcina.
• ¿Te gustan los chicos que usan Internet durante todo el día jugando béisbol fantasía y mirar porno?
• Después de SportsCenter Voy a darle a usted como Pedro del Norte va a la ciudad en una rubia caliente.
• “Buen disparo de golf de mierda, amigo”
• “Uso de esteroides causado nueces para reducir mi”
• Mi sueño es asfixiar a mi cara entre la Danica Patrick jalapeño “poppers”.
• ¿Le importaría vestir para arriba como un ciudadano Canción Chica para mí esta noche?

• “6-4-3 doble juego”
• La esposa de José Lima tiene la mayor pechos que he visto nunca en un WAG
• Millen fuego!
• Hola, mi nombre es Marcos Sánchez. La mayoría de la gente sólo me llama Dirty. Soy millonario y tener el pelo muy sexy. Va a dormir conmigo?


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Translations:
“What do you say after this half inning we go back to my place and I’ll show you my hot tamale?
“I’m not usually this fat. The gym has been closed for Swine Flu.”
“Do you like guys who use the Internet all day playing fantasy baseball and looking at porn?”
“After SportsCenter I’m going to give it to you like Peter North going to town on a hot blond.”

“Nice f@cking golf shot, dude”

“Using steroids caused my nuts to shrink.”

“My dream is to smother my face between Danica Patrick’s jalapeno poppers.”

“Would you mind dressing up like a USC Song Girl for me tonight?”

“6-4-3 double play.”
“Jose Lima’s wife has the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen on a WAG.”
“Fire Millen”
“Hello, my name is Mark Sanchez. Most people just call me Dirty. I’m a millionaire and have very sexy hair. Will you sleep with me?”

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