Headlines: At Least Two Mothers Must Be Proud Of Their Kentucky Derby Mud Wrestling Daughters
Then again, maybe we missed that part in a drunken stupor.
Here is the thing we can’t seem to understand about Derby visitors: how the hell do you get clean after finishing your mud wrestling session?
“Hey, mom, Happy Mother’s Day, from your mud wrestling daughter!”
Was that a chick who just screamed “take off her top!”
And we thought southern women were so prim and proper.