Cuff ‘Em: Getting Teenage Tanning Bed Lotion Rub Peep Show Will Lead To Arrest

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tanning_bed_nudeHow not to be a criminal move of the day: don’t leave footprints on the tanning bed.

Des Moines has some crazy arrest stories and this one is right up there. 50-year-old guy hits the tanning salon and gets into stall next to young lady (19) who gets naked, starts oiling and looks up to old dude staring at her over the divider.

He says not guilty, police go into investigation mode and find the footprints. Busted!

[Des Moines Register]

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