Road Beef Challenge: Joba Chamberlain Blond Vs. Mark Sanchez Blond
Suddenly Busted Coverage has become home to some serious debate – and we like it.
Of course the men allege the blonds have slept with entire dorms and the women defend their friends, painting these ladies as beautiful people.
Can New York handle these huge egos, the blonds, the controversy? Will the tabloids have enough newsprint to follow all the exploits of young, desirable men?
Ask yourself, “Which New York Athlete Has The Hottest Piece Of Road Beef?”
Joba’s entrant in this challenge.
Categories To Determine A Road Beef Winner:
â€¢ Extracurricular Activities (drinking, work status, etc.)
â€¢ Likelihood To Talk To Tabloids
â€¢ Prior Sexcipades
Unsubstantiated Evidence To Support Joba’s Road Beef:
From Justin: “I knew jamie in college and she got around the block. I have heard she slept with the entire mens hockey team at oswego state in upstate ny. So sorry joba, ur by no means hittin somethin fresh. And jamie, it doesnâ€™t matter who ur seeing, ur still the same insecure girl who sleeps w people for attention.”
Unsubstantiated Evidence To Support Mark’s Road Beef:
“JENNIFER MUELLER IS BEAUTIFUL, SMART, ATHLETIC, AND HAS A HELL OF A PERSONALITY. THOSE ARE TRAITS ANY GUY ON THIS PLANET WOULD WANT IN A GIRLFRIENDâ€¦. MARK SANCHEZ HAS A HELL OF A CAREER AHEAD OF HIMâ€¦ BUT TRUST MEâ€¦ HE IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE ONE AND ONLY JENNIFER MUELLER!!!”
iâ€™m happy that my only excuse that followed me to this website is because some uneducated high school drop out posted a blog about my dear friend jennifer, but my deepest concern goes out to every one who reads this website for good pleasure and interest.
BC Response: Hey, we take that high school dropout comment to heart. The only one here who doesn’t have a college degree is the Busted Coverage intern.
BC Conclusion To This Debate:
Sanchez has New York by the balls. He’s coming into a situation where Derek Jeter has run his course. David Wright isn’t exactly tabloid fodder on a normal basis. And the NBA teams speak for themselves.
Any woman that is with Sanchez can mark it down right now that she’ll become a world-renowned WAG.
In Joba’s case we don’t see the same. He has crash and burn written all over him. And his road beef seems to get around a little too much.
Clear winner to this challenge: Sanchez friend Jennifer Mueller. Congrats, now just figure out a way not to lose this instant multi-millionaire.
The Visual Evidence: