Road Beef Challenge: Joba Chamberlain Blond Vs. Mark Sanchez Blond
Suddenly Busted Coverage has become home to some serious debate – and we like it.
It’s men vs. women on the comment boards debating the merits of the women who (have or still do) go out with athletes like Joba Chamberlain and Mark Sanchez.
Of course the men allege the blonds have slept with entire dorms and the women defend their friends, painting these ladies as beautiful people.
Can New York handle these huge egos, the blonds, the controversy? Will the tabloids have enough newsprint to follow all the exploits of young, desirable men?
Ask yourself, “Which New York Athlete Has The Hottest Piece Of Road Beef?”
Joba’s entrant in this challenge.
Categories To Determine A Road Beef Winner:
• Looks
• Extracurricular Activities (drinking, work status, etc.)
• Likelihood To Talk To Tabloids
• Prior Sexcipades
Unsubstantiated Evidence To Support Joba’s Road Beef:
From Justin: “I knew jamie in college and she got around the block. I have heard she slept with the entire mens hockey team at oswego state in upstate ny. So sorry joba, ur by no means hittin somethin fresh. And jamie, it doesn’t matter who ur seeing, ur still the same insecure girl who sleeps w people for attention.”
Unsubstantiated Evidence To Support Mark’s Road Beef:
“JENNIFER MUELLER IS BEAUTIFUL, SMART, ATHLETIC, AND HAS A HELL OF A PERSONALITY. THOSE ARE TRAITS ANY GUY ON THIS PLANET WOULD WANT IN A GIRLFRIEND…. MARK SANCHEZ HAS A HELL OF A CAREER AHEAD OF HIM… BUT TRUST ME… HE IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE ONE AND ONLY JENNIFER MUELLER!!!”
i’m happy that my only excuse that followed me to this website is because some uneducated high school drop out posted a blog about my dear friend jennifer, but my deepest concern goes out to every one who reads this website for good pleasure and interest.
BC Response: Hey, we take that high school dropout comment to heart. The only one here who doesn’t have a college degree is the Busted Coverage intern.
BC Conclusion To This Debate:
Sanchez has New York by the balls. He’s coming into a situation where Derek Jeter has run his course. David Wright isn’t exactly tabloid fodder on a normal basis. And the NBA teams speak for themselves.
Any woman that is with Sanchez can mark it down right now that she’ll become a world-renowned WAG.
In Joba’s case we don’t see the same. He has crash and burn written all over him. And his road beef seems to get around a little too much.
Clear winner to this challenge: Sanchez friend Jennifer Mueller. Congrats, now just figure out a way not to lose this instant multi-millionaire.
The Visual Evidence:
Sanchez Entrant:
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Jamie is a bartender from the Dugout behind yankee stadium and she has a smoking body but the chin in person can poke your eye out.
Jen has my vote..SC grad,blonde California girl and is fucking hot..Plus she has bere own cash..a plus…
Jen Mueller is one of the biggest jersey chasers in history. She's been around the USC football block more than just about anyone. She even knows Dirty Sanchez does other chicks but she just wants to be seen with the football players.
LBjim, you don't know what you are talking about. Jenn is not an "SC grad," a "California girl" and does not have her "own cash."
Jenn is not an SC grad. She is a sophomore. Never graduated.
She is not a California girl. She is poor white trash from New Jersey who came to USC to be on the track team and was then cut from the squad.
She is not rich in any way so she is latching on to a Latino football player who has been in jail in the hopes of getting some NFL money.
clearly you don't know her. jen is great at track and hurt her knees therefore she stopped running you phycho who clearly has no life. you dont know anything about her wonderful down to earth family so stop being a low life and talking trash on people you dont know. mark is a great guy and is gonna do awesome so stop being jealous and find your own life. maybe accomplish a thing or two. oh wait, you spend all your time on commenting on websites like these because you really wish you were her.
before mark came into the picture, jenn had a boyfriend from nj for 4 years. she dated bobby vitolla from don bosco and he was captain of the mock trial. they were big fans of rocko's modern life and rugrats. phil and lil were their favorite characters. if you really want to see young jenny in action, play back her film on global guts when she was 12.
its interesting that so many negative things are being said about jennifer. she is an extrodinary young woman, and has a great heart and a passion for helping people
I was talking to Brian Cushing about Jenn a few weeks back and asked him why he did not date her. He said she
gets around and has hooked up with a lot of guys.
If Miss Mueller really is as pious and upstanding as her friends desperately say she is, then I am curious as to what her parents think about her having intimate relations with a Hispanic guy who has spent time in jail for raping some girl.
Yo Mark keep having those white bitches suck your dick and stick it to those white anglo fucks!!!!!
Your amigo Luis
sanchez is a cheating pile of shit who does not care who he hurts. don't be fooled with his whole wholesome and misunderstood act he puts on for the media. he will screw anything with legs and treats girls like shit. jenn mueller is an idiot if she thinks he has not cheated on her over the past several months.
kac, boy I got my info wrong…They are having a good time, so let them be. They are young and getting expierience. Who are we to judge???…Good luck to Jenn and Mark… Plus they look good together and seem happy, so they are no angels. who the hell is?
JAMIE HANDS DOWN!
Hi there, I'm am a NY Post reporter and I'm writing a feature story on Jen Mueller. I see that she's got good and loyal friends. I would love to talk to you guys, since you obviously have spent time with her and know her. call me at 212 930-8159, that's my office number. Thanks Cynthia