Nightcapper: Kentucky Derby Horse Musket Man Likes A Cold Guiness After Practice

After learning that Kentucky Derby entrant Musket Man drinks a beer after training sessions it was an easy choice to go with this horse to win this Saturday.

His trainer reports the beer…

“…mellows him out I hope. Nah, it gives him a good appetite. They say a Guinness a day is good for you. So far it’s worked.”

This horse has already won twice this year. Mark it down, Musket Man’s in the money and gets a cold one afterwards.

[Slanch Report]

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