Evidence The USC Song Girls College Football Hot Chick Dominance Could Be Over

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What the hell is going on at USC?

Last week we were blinded by barely clothed Song Girls which skewed our brains like 6 shots of 151 and 6 beer chasers.

Now comes the reality part: the USC Song Girls could be dethroned as the hottest college football dance/cheerleader troupe.

After taking a closer look at photos from Saturday’s spring game, it struck us. The 2009 crop of Song Girls isn’t up to par.

Not to be a dick, but is this the best USC has to offer?

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Even the usually dependable Lindsey is looking a litte too makeup-y.

Time to take it down a notch, ladies.

And for God’s sake, grab a beer bong or something. We want controversy. Date a football player. Anything.

The reality show was a good idea but was so stupid that our interest was lost after about 30 seconds.

Luckily the Tahoe soaking is upcoming which could help a few of these ladies move up the BC Song Girls depth chart. Otherwise we could see a scenario where the University of Oregon, Florida State, North Carolina or Miami come out of nowhere to steal our hearts.

It’s your call ladies. How bad do you want it?

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Click to enlarge and you tell us.

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Now, where the selection committee got things right.

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