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Evidence The USC Song Girls College Football Hot Chick Dominance Could Be Over

What the hell is going on at USC?

Last week we were blinded by barely clothed Song Girls which skewed our brains like 6 shots of 151 and 6 beer chasers.

Now comes the reality part: the USC Song Girls could be dethroned as the hottest college football dance/cheerleader troupe.

After taking a closer look at photos from Saturday’s spring game, it struck us. The 2009 crop of Song Girls isn’t up to par.

Not to be a dick, but is this the best USC has to offer?

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Even the usually dependable Lindsey is looking a litte too makeup-y.

Time to take it down a notch, ladies.

And for God’s sake, grab a beer bong or something. We want controversy. Date a football player. Anything.

The reality show was a good idea but was so stupid that our interest was lost after about 30 seconds.

Luckily the Tahoe soaking is upcoming which could help a few of these ladies move up the BC Song Girls depth chart. Otherwise we could see a scenario where the University of Oregon, Florida State, North Carolina or Miami come out of nowhere to steal our hearts.

It’s your call ladies. How bad do you want it?

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Click to enlarge and you tell us.

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Now, where the selection committee got things right.

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    1. Busted says:

      USC hasn't had hot song girls for like 10 years. Since when did people think that school across town didn't have a ridiculously hotter dance team? UCLA and Oregon absolutely slaughter USC in the hot cheerleader department….look it up

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    5. gotroy22 says:

      The SC Song Girls have been going downhill since the early 2000s and Oregon has passed them by. They don't even own LA anymore. Trojan fans are puzzled that we have such high standards for football now and no standards for the Song Girls.

    6. Wes says:

      They really should not have cut Kelli from the squad. This year's squad is just unacceptable…

    7. trojan dude says:

      the reason the team has gone downhill is because the school has cracked down on the girls that they let be song girls. they arent allowed to be crazy and party and they have to get good grades = all bad things

    8. Trojan4ever says:

      ALL of these women are below the acceptable standard. The only girls you put in the "semi decent" column were the blondes, and that doesnt mean anything. JUST BECAUSE THEYRE BLONDE< DOESNT MAKE THEM HOT!!!! Trust me, the first one looks old enough to be a mother and has nothing going on up top(looks haggard and beat), the blonde from that reality show (Hot Girls in scary places) has fat rolls in all the wrong places, and they all have wayyyy to much makeup on. Lindsey is not attractive without all that makeup, and looks more like crusty the clown to me. Overall, id have to say this is low for the Song Girls, and under the same "ancient" coaching staff, improvements may never happen!!

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