Headlines: Jacoby Ellsbury Steals Home, Gets Inappropriate Marriage Proposals
Yeah, ESPN will drive this one into the ground.
Sox fan went into full orgasmic mode. Message boards lit up like a Baghdad neighborhood during Shock & Awe. Steinbrenner added Mr. Ellsbury to his free agents to sign away list. And then there were the marriage proposals.
Boston dad trying to give away his daughter to the young, hot Sox stud. Seems fine with us.