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jacobymarryIn case you missed it last night, Jacoby Ellsbury stole home against Andy Pettite.

Yeah, ESPN will drive this one into the ground.

Sox fan went into full orgasmic mode. Message boards lit up like a Baghdad neighborhood during Shock & Awe. Steinbrenner added Mr. Ellsbury to his free agents to sign away list. And then there were the marriage proposals.

Boston dad trying to give away his daughter to the young, hot Sox stud. Seems fine with us.

[Bugs and Cranks]

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