Colt David’s Huge Chested Sister Likely Devastated After Brother Not Drafted Into NFL

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And we figured the name Kelsey David would never cross our desk – again.

But then she had to go and update her Facebook account with the following NFL Draft report:

2009 NFL Draft and shortly after could make this either the Best or worst weekend of my Life. Keeping my fingers crossed :)on Saturday

Her brother getting drafted would go down as the best or worst weekend in her life?

What about all those beer bashes? LSU football weekends? Bikini beach weekends?

Don’t fret Kelsey, your bro will get a free agent contract and head to a mini-camp. We actually pray that Colt catches on with any team so that there will be a correlation between his sister and sports. Then we’ll have reason to post more photos.

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