Headlines: Kay Parker Would Dig Rick Ankiel Porn Stache

ankielpornstache2Jason Giambi was a trendsetter last year when he let the porn stache grow out.

Now Rick Ankiel is carrying the torch of bad ’70s-style staches you would have seen in an old Kay Parker flick.

“We haven’t seen a ‘stache of this stature since you-know-who garnered national media attention for his upper lip accessory.”

[Legend of Cecilio Guante]

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    1. MoonDog says:

      He shaved his beard and broke a 1-for-18 slump. Three hits with the stache means it stays for a while.

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