Just like a BET music video, live and in your face.
It figured when you mix basketball and Detroit there would be parties.
Jay Bilas, Dickie V and Andy Katz need something to do after 7 hours of spouting off on the ESPN family of networks.
That is where the Detroit clubs fill the void. Enter such clubs as Cheetah’s (above) who welcomed Pinky to town for all the guys who like a woman will a little junk in the trunk.
If you like your parties with a little less booty and more implantage, tonight is the Playboy Energy Drink Party with hostess Playmate of the Year Kara Monaco.
Don’t have a ticket to the basketball doubleheader?
Hang out with 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia and her Playboy girlfriends for only $25. VIP will set you back $60.
This seems like a deal to us. Final Four tickets – for a nosebleed – will run you at least $300 per ticket.
The highlight of the night will be the Bikini Fashion Show with 20 of the sexiest models in the United States.
Donâ€™t miss the acrobat ceiling performers, amazing Miami go-go Dancers and the Metromix Dance Hall.
Given the choice we’d save the money you’d spend to sit in the Ford Field 300 level and party with 2007 Playmate Lindsay Wagner (below).
Oh, and don’t forget, you’ll also get a Playboy model spinning tunes.
Can this get any better?