Nightcapper: Get Second Opinion Before Having Penis Amputated
The likely cause is that chick you’ve been banging has some crazy STD.
If the problem persists and you need to have the rod amputated, make sure to get a second opinion.
Some dude in Germany had his chopped off only to find out it was all unnecessary due to misdiagnosis.
Talk about a bummer. Taking a leak out of his anus must be challenging. [Copenhagen Post]