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Sac State’s very own (alleged) cellphone using pervert.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • We get started at Sacramento State where a volleyball player who happens to be a former 9th grade volleyball coach has been arrested for sending inappropriate text messages. This is where we have issues – the guy is in college. It’s a goldmine for chicks. Why then do you need to be sending shots of your schlong to underage girls? Full Story.
  • This is why you don’t put an underage gymnast into skimpy outfits and parade her around on national TV with some gay dancer. Stalkers! Shaun Johnson gets introduced to the world of obsessed fans who will try to break into Dancing With The Stars studio. Full Story from Will Brinson.

  • Did someone steal your autographed Dick Butkus jersey? It might be returned thanks to a fake pawnshop raid in Evanston, Ill. Full Story.
  • Coach figures out a way to jeopardize his soccer coaching job. Offer a (undercover) hooker $20 for a (BJ?) and expose himself. FIRED! Full Story.
  • Not sports related but we like to keep you guys up-to-the-minute in frattie arrest news. It seems the Pikes hit a brother in the head with a paddle, according to the fuzz. That is some serious brah love. Full Story.
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