From the Melyssa Grace File:
Birth Class: ’83
From: Ewa Beach, Hawaii
Famous Quote: â€œDrugfree boys are HOTT!â€
Assets: Implant doctor
Vices: She likes tall guys
Hobbies: Fast cars, fast bikes
Ms. Grace fills our weekly quota for Asian/Hawaiian/South Pacific Islanders.
You know the type of guy who finds Melyssa hot. He drives a modified Acura with one of those stupid exhaust systems that costs more than the entire car.
His hair looks like a peacock in the front.
He texts like a wild man to his buddies because no chick is interested in talking about street racing cars.
Ms. Grace fills the exact type of chicks these douches find attractive.