Fat, Sweaty Tub Of Lard Sidney Ponson Beats The Mighty Dominican Republic
What were the odds that a free agent pitcher with three chins, a fat tire belly and a bad attitude could beat the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic?
But that is exactly what Sir Sidney Ponson did yesterday.
It’s unclear when 4 innings pitched was enough to get the win but Ponson managed to labor through, only giving up 2 runs.
Bigger question: Could Busted Coverage find women desperate enough to be pictured with a MLB pitcher who has only notched 14 victories over the last 3 seasons?
Yes we can.
They might not be the hottest ladies, but what do you expect Ponson to pull with that body and a background of punching judges?
Congrats, Sids, on the victory. Maybe the Nationals are in the market.