Cuff ‘Em: Nebraska Pillow Fighter And Biter, Karate Teacher Molester, MSU Footballer With Pound Of Pot And Mars Hill Footballer Gets Gun In Mouth
When this guy hits women with pillow that is possible assault.
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- The Nebraska football team seems to always have an interesting offseason. The boys are back in the news after senior Barry Turner and a girlfriend got into a ‘situation’ where the footballer hit the woman with a pillow and she retaliated by slamming him with a candlestick. That led to him biting her in retaliation. Yep, you guessed it, Pelini must respond to this lover’s quarrel. Full Story.
- We rarely get any karate teachers being busted for inappropriate sexual relations with students but that changed this morning. Some 20-year-old idiot is in big trouble after cops came upon his parked car where sheets were being put into place. Idiot has 13-year-old in the car with him, along with teddy bears and Vasoline. Full Story.
- Mississippi State football could be a man down after this guy was caught with a pound of pot in his Jeep. That would be about $1,000 worth but in a down economy might be worth less. Full Story.
- Ever hear of Mars Hill College? Same here. It appears they have some gangsters in custody who tried to collect some debts from football players. One guy had a gun stuck in his mouth. Sounds like a safe place to send kids off to college. Full Story.
- If you are going to burglarize a high school what’s up with stealing basketball uniforms? Those won’t fetch much on the black market. Full Story.