Cuff ‘Em: Nebraska Pillow Fighter And Biter, Karate Teacher Molester, MSU Footballer With Pound Of Pot And Mars Hill Footballer Gets Gun In Mouth

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When this guy hits women with pillow that is possible assault.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • The Nebraska football team seems to always have an interesting offseason. The boys are back in the news after senior Barry Turner and a girlfriend got into a ‘situation’ where the footballer hit the woman with a pillow and she retaliated by slamming him with a candlestick. That led to him biting her in retaliation. Yep, you guessed it, Pelini must respond to this lover’s quarrel. Full Story.
  • We rarely get any karate teachers being busted for inappropriate sexual relations with students but that changed this morning. Some 20-year-old idiot is in big trouble after cops came upon his parked car where sheets were being put into place. Idiot has 13-year-old in the car with him, along with teddy bears and Vasoline. Full Story.

  • Mississippi State football could be a man down after this guy was caught with a pound of pot in his Jeep. That would be about $1,000 worth but in a down economy might be worth less. Full Story.
  • Ever hear of Mars Hill College? Same here. It appears they have some gangsters in custody who tried to collect some debts from football players. One guy had a gun stuck in his mouth. Sounds like a safe place to send kids off to college. Full Story.
  • If you are going to burglarize a high school what’s up with stealing basketball uniforms? Those won’t fetch much on the black market. Full Story.