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Cuff 'Em: CFLer Jason Armstead Impresses Ex By Flashing Gun, H.S. Coach Arrested For Profanity, Retiree Golf Violence And Elderly Horse Trainer DUI

By   Joe Kinsey   March 3, 2009     Posted in Cuff 'Em   Joe Kinsey g+ page

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“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • A Canadian Football League player with “Speed” and “Kills” tattoos on his calfs stands accused of flashing a gun at his former girlfriend. They must not teach CFLers that this is wrong. “(Jason Armstead, above) brandished a pistol and waved it at the victim, motioning for her to pull over,” (police) said. Full Story.
  • If you are a girl’s basketball coach and drop a few too many f-bombs on the sidelines, you could be cuffed and led out of the gymnasium. That’s what happened to this coach. He then broke a door on his way out. Cool! Full Story.

  • Who’s up for a friendly game of golf amongst retirees? These two won’t be sharing a round ever again. 65-year-old dude attacks 71-year-old. Full Story.
  • How hard up was this former college footballer? He stole mints and other things out of a car. Full Story.
  • Even 70-year-old horse trainers get busted for DUI. Full Story.

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