Top 10 Hot Chicks With Must Have Collectibles

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BC has an editor with a pretty important upcoming birthday so several of us have been in high gear to find him an appropriate gift from the fellas.

We figure why not give him something that he’ll cherish for years to come. Suddenly the search turned to eBay and hot chicks had to get involved.

Hence, our latest masterpiece work of investigation revealed the “Top 10 Hot Chicks With Must Have Collectibles.”

Just when you figured there was nothing ‘cool’ to get your buddy who’s about to turn 30, think again. Some day when he’s married that Stacy Keibler cocktail dress will come in handy on dress-up night.

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Suzy Kolber Fan Mask Cutout: ($9.99 starting bid)

She’s not exactly hot unless you are drunk and feeling like Joe Namath. But the deal with ranking her in the 10-spot is that there has to be a bottom feeder and putting an actual hot chick in this spot is a slap in the face. Your buddy can use this when he has a slump buster over for a night of fun.

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Leryn Franco SportWeek Magazine (Rare): ($45)

This is for the guy who reads too many blogs and thinks owning a glossy magazine with 6-7 photos of Marco’s chick constitutes blowing a steak dinner on this magazine. Give your friend the choice: Leryn’s magazine under his bed or martinis and a choice cut?

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Danica Patrick Autographed iPhone (Works): (Current bid: $102)

The thinking here is that you sit this piece of work on a bar and watch the chicks flock. Nothing says “I know famous people and don’t mind ‘f’ing up my iPhone” like having an Indy racer and swimsuit model autographing your piece. The seller confirms the phone does run.

Maybe Danica will magically call your lonely buddy.

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Giant Marisa Miller Art Poster: (under $20)

The cool thing about having Marisa Miller above your couch is that it can be considered art. The downside: having chicks over for a movie and the hottest woman in the room is on a canvas.

We’re thinking a techie type guy could figure out a way to have this hide your plasma. Hit a button and Marisa moves to the left only to reveal a 5o-incher.

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Natalie Gulbis Bikini Ball Marker: (under $6)

We’re nuts for ranking Natalie this high, right? No, you’re crazy. So your buddy is having a horrible round of golf, the beer is skunked and the cart girl looks like that chick in Juno.

He pops out his Gulbis ball marker and suddenly seeing a hot chick in a bikini makes his round much more enjoyable. Think about it. Get 25-30 different styles at this price.

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Anna Kournikova PSA 10 Blue Outfit Error Card: (BIN; nickel under $900)

Did your buddy save your life in an avalanche or pull your child from a burning house? Looking to pay him back but just can’t put your finger on exactly what he’d like.

This might be the holy grail of most expensive hot chick collectible other than a night at the Bunny Ranch.

This is the only known PSA 10 of this card in existence. How badly do you value the life of your child?

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Erin Andrews/Bruce Pearl Auto 8X10: ($29.99)

Is your buddy the guy who keeps up with the latest EA news and fondly remembers the night Bruce put on the full-court press?

Cherish those memories with this piece of sports history. EA panties were not available at this time. Birthday boy will have to deal with it.

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Maria Sharapova Autographed Tennis Ball: ($32)

She held it in her hands. Put ink to surface. Two letters. So much to like about this one.

The memories will last a lifetime, especially when he’s married with three screaming kids. He’ll always remember how cool his unmarried friends are.

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Stacy Keibler Valentine’s Clothing Set (The Real Deal!) Authentic: (starting bid $350)

This, guys, is possibly the greatest single piece of hot chick memorabilia ever seen on the eBay market. Sure, Stacy has sold some clothing before. We actually own a piece but should have saved up for this set of authentic, Stacy-worn material.

It’s like going shopping in Elton John’s closet but the one who wore it is actually hot and a straight guy would allow in bed.

Stacy even ensures bidders that all clothes will be cleaned to specs before shipping. Our buddy Gary actually requested she doesn’t do a damn thing to that outfit. He’s a freak like that.

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