Weâ€™ve teamed with the folks at Chickipedia to bring you a great way to spend your lunch hour. This waste of time is called â€œLunchtime Lustâ€ and will feature a hot chick each day at noon EST.
From The Elsa Benitez File:
Birth Class: ’77
From: Hermosillo, Sonora, Mexico
Famous Quote: â€œI really enjoy doing the fashion shows because they’re so emotionally demanding!â€
Assets: SI cover girl
Vices: NBA players
It’s NBA All-Star weekend so we figured what better time to bring out Ms. Benitez. You may remember her as the woman who popped out a child with Rony Seikaly. Yeah, the Amazonian guy who played at Syracuse.
We’ve always wondered how women can bring themselves to be with men whose backs look like shag carpeting.
Take one look at Elsa and you’ll be able to tell she could have found a way hotter rich guy to sleep with and eventually marry.
They’re now divorced. Poor Rony.