Cuff 'Em: Former Miami Hurricane Bradon Marti's Awesome Mug, Storm Stockstill Goes Fake Rape, Hawaii Footballer Held On Sexual Assault & Roderick Green On Gun Charge

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“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • We had to headline with Bradon Marti, 18, a former Miami Hurricane football player who screwed around and lost his college scholarship. From the look of this latest police booking photo, B didn’t have time for school. Now he’s in the pen for battery and false imprisonment as related to domestic violence. That will be a top competitor for mugshot of the year. Full Story.
  • This is another solid story out of Florida. A high school coach walks into the locker room where a boy is “fake raping” a classmate. Yep. “The victim told officers 18-year-old Storm Stockstill and another student (who is a juvenile) held him in the gym locker room, against his will, on four separate occasions.” And the name of the accused…..Storm Stockstill. Dude should just drop out of high school and go into hardcore porn. Full Story.

  • Here is a Hawaii football player who uses the offseason to sexually assualt women. So says the fuzz. Full Story.
  • 49ers linebacker Roderick Green was just minding his business, smoking a joint when police pulled him over. Oh, wait, what is this gun doing in his vehicle. Full Story.
  • Child porn charges attached to a Canadian Olympic archer. The guy is 20. Dude, make ‘em 18. Full Story.
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