Jamal Anderson Likes Sniffing His Coke Off The Back Of A Sh!tter
The initial reports out of Atlanta this morning said very little about the incident last night where ESPN First Taker and former Atlanta Falcons RB Jamal Anderson was arrested.
But leave it to the Atlanta Journal Constitution to land police report gold with the news that Anderson and an underage cohort were in a stall sniffing coke off the back of a toilet. You just read that right.
â€œThe patron had heard what he thought was sniffing from inside the stall and told the off-duty officer,â€ Redmond said. â€œThe officer went into the restroom, heard the same sniffing and peered over the stall door. He saw Jamal Anderson and Mark Hudson sniffing two lines of powdered cocaine off the back of the toilet.â€
BWAAAAHHAAAAA! Just the thought of a former Pro Bowler sniffing powder off an American Standard brings us great joy.
What, no mirrors in their pockets? Can you sniff coke off an American Express card? No Kroger’s card or whatever grocery store program you belong to?
ESPN declined comment.