In case you missed it, Alex Boone got really drunk during the Super Bowl.
â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.
- So you want to play a prank on your buddies who are trying to watch the Super Bowl? Don’t set a small fire in front of their door and scream ‘fire’, you idiots. And at least hide your pot when police come to investigate.
- Things that shouldn’t be brought to Super Bowl parties. Guns. They go off and kill people who are just trying to watch Big Ben.
- Other useful lessons from this year’s Super Bowl. Don’t get so drunk you think your wife is talking to another guy. Slapping her will bring charges.
- Don’t get so drunk you end up pouring Jack D. on your girlfriend’s head. That is called domestic abuse and a party foul.
- Cockfighters busted on Super Bowl Sunday.