Cuff ‘Em: Super Bowl Pimp Shows Off Pimping Technique, Tampa Not Enforcing 6-Foot-Rule, Jason Caffey Owes Child Support And Coach Attacks Principal

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Not actual Super Bowl pimp arrested in Tampa.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

  • Are you in Tampa and want to have the strippers right up on you, rubbing the junk in your face as she just did for Warren Sapp? Do you fear being ticketed for wanting full nudity touching your bare hands? It seems Florida officials won’t be enforcing the 6-foot rule. “There will (be) no stepped-up enforcement at area strip clubs,” Mayor Pam Iorio said Monday.
  • Tampa area police have them a pimp who was in town to show off his pimping techniques. The Michigan man gave a witness $300 to pay for a room there Monday and “directed the witness to be in Florida for the purpose of prostitution for the Super Bowl.”

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