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NOOO!!! Lingerie Bowl Canceled Meaning You Won’t See Melissa Jo Berry At A Nudist Resort

This is the worst news of the week.

As first reported by the appropriately named Emily Nipps of The St. Petersburg Times, a conflict over nudity at a nudist resort has sacked the Lingerie Bowl, which we have been anxiously awaiting ever since the Bengals were eliminated from playoff contention.

That means our SB halftime will be spent eating even more chicken wings and french onion dip instead of sitting down to 30 minutes of chicks throwing around the pigskin while fat, naked Europeans lounge along the sidelines.

It also means men will never see the infamous Melissa Jo Berry in a nude environment.

Melissa Jo Berry

You might remember Ms. Berry (pictured throughout this post) as the woman who’s ex-boyfriend has photos of the bikini model naked and posted them somewhere on the Net.

Don’t worry, we’re still efforting those photos.

The shame here is that so much effort has gone into promoting, for free, this event.

Just yesterday, InGameNow went above the call of duty and broke down the entire game that was to feature the Tampa Breeze and Miami Caliente. Dreams can be ruined in one single cancelation.

All we are left with are photos of Ms. Berry and her bikini with thoughts of what could have been.

Melissa Jo Berry

Melissa Jo Berry

Melissa Jo Berry

Melissa Jo Berry

Melissa Jo Berry

Melissa Jo Berry

Melissa Jo Berry

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