Cuff 'Em: Stuffing Baseball Bats Into Pants, Pedroia's Brother Did Dirty Things, UF Baseballer DUI And Mailbox Baseball

By Joe Kinsey January 26, 2009 Posted in Cuff 'Em Joe Kinsey g+ page

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â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

Oh, that baseball bat down my trousers. I was just testing security because I’m starting a loss prevention business and was seeking new places that could use my services. “Three Easton Stealth bats worth $900 were returned to the store.
Dustin Pedroia’s brother is in hot water for an alleged sexual relationship with a minor who happened to be a boy. Um, yeah, ESPN will be all over this story. Outside The Lines, anyone?

It seems this University of Florida baseball player went Augie Garrido the other night. Looks like someone will be getting a suspension and a loss of license.
Police say these teens went on a “Mailbox Baseball” spree and now face 400 charges of destroying said mailboxes.
When playing in a basketball tournament and sharing lockers with another team, never trust that the other team won’t steal your iPod’s and cash.

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