Cuff 'Em: Hope Jacoby Trainer Sex Case Goes To Court, Police Nab McNabb Vandals, Errant Football Leads To Shots, Former Wolverine Rape Charges And Coach Attacks Player

By Joe Kinsey January 21, 2009 Posted in Cuff 'Em Joe Kinsey g+ page

â€œCuff â€˜Emâ€ is a daily look at whoâ€™s in trouble with the law. Itâ€™s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

The 23-year-old California high school trainer accused of having sex with a student faces nearly 8 years in prison as the court case gets to the arraignment stage today. Police say “two had sex in the defendant’s car and at her San Juan Capistrano home on several occasions between Jan. 1 and Dec. 19 of last year.” Car sex? Damn, a crazy athletic trainer.
Glendale police have their men in the Donovan McNabb’s yard gets trashed case. Shockingly, police don’t make one idiot remove his Cardinals cap for the booking photo.

From the Only In Florida File: An errant football thrown into this guy’s yard ends with gunshots. The suspect said he popped the football after he said they “kept throwing it in his yard.”
From Michigan football to rape charges. This former Wolverine is in deep trouble.
We’ve heard of players attacking coaches. Now this basketball coach is accused of ringing a kid’s ear. Charges pending.

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