Daily Dump: Nick Markakis’ Satanic Contract, Anquan Boldin’s Moment Of Zen, Romanowski Stalking Broncos, Manchester Ready To Land Kaka? And The Obama Sex Toy For The Ladies
Know the Polish tongue? Help us translate Andrea’s quote in CKM.
We’ve been enjoying this Australian Open coverage at 6 a.m.
Usually this time is wasted by the Mike and Mike windbags. Instead it’s that hot POA Nadal running around the court with sweat running down his forehead.
Last night, however, was a Serena Williams evening. The caboose doesn’t seem like its lost a step during the offseason.
Still huge and intimidating.
DC declared prostitution free zone for today [MacGsWorld]
Nick Markakis signs Satanic baseball contract [Big League Stew]
Your girlfriends comments during NFL playoff football [NextRound]
The exact moment Anquan Boldin sealed his fate in AZ [NFL Juice]
Bill Romanowski is stalking the Broncos [Deuce of Davenport]
In case you missed the Turpike Super Bowl signs [Philly Edge]
This week in college basketball screenshots [TV Tan Line]
Paying attention to Aussie Open? Ana is still there [Epic Carnival]
Obama wants change, same with sports bloggers [The Big Picture]
Manchester U. ready to land Kaka? [Rumors and Rants]
Is my gay-sex loving son really gay? [Holy Taco]
The Obama sex toy has hit the market [Don Chavez]
4 Ways To Make Fun Of Obama [Cracked]
How to act and look like a bouncer [Coed]
Stacey Dash turns 43, doesn’t look day over 35 [MoonDog Sports]
Miranda Kerr hits St. Barts in a bikini [The Daily Fix]
Esther in BW is better than no Esther [GorillaMask]
Former Miss USA goes for full fledged porn [Uncoached]
Miss Kitty Lea is 19 and made this calendar [on205th]
Top 10 Female Advertising Mascots/Celebrity Clones [Manofest]
The Giant Ass attacking a milkshake machine [CelebSlam]
Photos of Giant Ass chugging said milkshake [Flisted]
The ladies of How I Met Your Mother [Boosh]
Sophie Howard bakes Nuts a birthday cake (NSFW) [Nuts U.K.]